Now Playing Tracks

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

(Source: itsthethoughtofyou)



you know what i always thought was kinda neat

when gay couples raise children and you have to pick something other than dad or mom for the kid to call you

because obviously dad and dad or mom and mom is rly confusing for all parties

can i make my future kids call me something really cool and my wife can be “mom”

can i be like megatron

"mommy’s busy go ask megatron"

(Source: deathofthekid)

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union